Within your life, you will meet someone who will make you want to vomit, someone who will make you try to smash your head into a wall and someone who will compell you to stand from the rooftops and scream “FUUUUUUUU…” When you meet someone who makes you want to do all three you know they’re a keeper.

(via cfred)

Cool story bro

Who loves you?

cfred:

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No love

cfred:

I would really, really, really like to forget the dream I had last night.  It was a completly wonderful dream, but knowing that it’s just a dream saddens me.

So the de ja vu has been sucker punching me all day.

Did it leave a bruise?

I am fully aware

cfred:

that just about everything I post is pointless.

-but then again, just about everything these days seems pointless.

You got that right

Foutainhead > Anthem

cfred:

Ayn Rand.

I’ve never read Foutainhead, is it better than The Fountainhead? I’ll go look for the Foutainhead tomorrow at the bookstore though if you recommend it. 

Am I too cool for school?

cfred:

Fuck no.

Are you too cool for anything?

Fuck no.

I have a story to tell you,

cfred:

 So,

In the town where I was born, there was a man who sailed the sea.  And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. So, we sailed onto the sun, until we found a sea of green and we lived beneath the waves, in our yellow submarine.

We all live in a yellow submarine.

And our friends are all aboard, many more of them, live next door. And the band begins to play.

We all live in a yellow submarine.

As we live a life of ease, everyone of is all we need. Sky of blue and sea of green, in our yellow submarine.

We all live in a yellow submarine.

It’s true. I swear.

Riveting tale, chap. 

cfred:

…So that’s where babies come from…

Is this where your parents found you?

cfred:

…So that’s where babies come from…

Is this where your parents found you?

“BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!”

cfred:

(You have no idea how long I’ve been wanting to say that)

You could have said it for all of your life, why are you saying it now?

cfred:

 …meh,

Eh, I’ve seen better

cfred:

 …meh,

Eh, I’ve seen better